Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
His nipple licking is glorious
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