She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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