We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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