Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I deserve this hangover.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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