physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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