Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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