There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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