i barfeds in our rink
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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