You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
