We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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