Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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