My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Randomize
