piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
As shirtless as possible
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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