So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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