If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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