i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
you never un-have a 4some
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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