Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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