dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Damn victory sex feels great
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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