that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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