I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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