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Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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