im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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