I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
OPIZZABONMYDICK
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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