you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
