Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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