I have demons in me.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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