your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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