fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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