So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
pray to the hookup gods
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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