Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
