Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Randomize
