Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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