My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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