I wannas sexs uuuuu
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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