this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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