To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
im about as happy as oj after his trial
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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