how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
