so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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