I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Quick, to the slutcave!
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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