Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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