How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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