worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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