I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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