oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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