I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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