Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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