It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She just used a chaser for red wine.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
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