i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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