i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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