there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
