i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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