i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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