he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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