I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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